Lindsey's rules on clothing:

- must be too big
- no bellbottoms
- cannot be made of animals or fake animals unless it's a coat
- cannot be skintight
- no more than the lower half of the arm is allowed to be shown
- cannot conform to anything that is popular or was popular within the last 4 or 5 years.

wheee =)

ah, the fruits of pointless phone conversations.

well, not really pointless.

i was just trying to convince her to wear the whoreshirt and the pleather pants.

>=P