PSA: I be internets dead!

So, I have a tendency to randomly drop off the internet with no warning for periods of time and then come back with my tail between my legs.

Well, that just ain't gonna work this time. So here's the deal: my computer is dead, dead, dead. The hard drive, she has withered from severe attacks of the vapours. It's also a laptop, which means I can't fix it myself. This means the only internet access I have for an undetermined amount of time is at work. Point by point:

• If I owe you gift art, it will be delayed EVEN MORE. No computer = no graphics programs, no scanner, no nothing. D=
• If you've asked me to beta your fic, I can still do that, but if you want to discuss it with me, it'll have to be rapid-fire emails or gmail chat. I'm sorry! But hey, at least I edit with a hard copy and a big fat red pen. That part I can still do!

So! This kind of sucks. But at least I gave people warning this time -_-