Apparently, I teach

I seem to be involved in many more teaching-type activities than I ever thought I would be, especially considering that until quite recently, I was under the impression that children and I share a certain mutual dislike. Turns out I'm wrong. I have been:

• Teaching science to a fourth grade class every Thursday


• Tutoring Russian immigrant high schoolers in English, math, and the like


• Grading physics papers up the wazoo


• Applying to be a substitute teacher at my old high school so I can work there when I'm home (I'm due for an interview when I get home)

Huh.