Go forth and become a happy cabbage!!!

[justira]

yes.

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Exerpt from the POEE baptismal rite:

ARE YE A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A CABBAGE OR SOMETHING? 
     The Initiate answers YES. 
THAT'S TOO BAD. DO YE WISH TO BETTER THYSELF? 
     The Initiate answers YES. 
HOW STUPID. ARE YE WILLING TO BECOME PHILOSOPHICALLY ILLUMINIZED? 
     He answers YES. 
VERY FUNNY. WILL YE DEDICATE YESELF TO THE HOLEY ERISIAN MOVEMENT? 
     The Initiate answers PROBABLY. 
THEN SWEAR YE THE FOLLOWING AFTER ME: 
     (The Priest here leads the Initiate in a recital of THE ERISIAN AFFIRMATION.) 
The Priest continues: THEN I DO HERE PROCLAIM YE POEE DISCIPLE (name), LEGIONNAIRE OF THE LEGION OF DYNAMIC DISCORD. HAIL ERIS! HAIL
HAIL! HAIL YES!