justira | [Meme] Oh god can't believe I'm doing this

Okay, look, I don't DO memes. At least not the kind where I post quiz results or make my flist do stuff. The doodle meme is weird and not a real meme-meme or something. But hey, here I am.

Ever seen Finding Nemo? Remember Jacques, the cleaning crab type thing (oh yeah, watch me pimp my marine life knowledge) when they dirtied up the tank and he was caught cleaning it? The way he said "I am ashamed"? Yeah. That. That's me right now.

Ganked from

megalotro here, posted at

bottle_of_shine's prompting (ALL HER FAULT).

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST,
I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends!

1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movies:
5. Favorite Songs:
6. Favorite Bands/Artists:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:

HERE COMES THE...

1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Why are we still on each other's Friends Lists??
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. What RP character do you think of when you hear my name?
18. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

Have fun guys. It'd be cool to hear what some of you have to say, seeing as my friends list has grown lots recently and I don't know somepeople on it as well as I'd like =P

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1. Your Middle Name: David
2. Age: 23
3. Single or Taken: Very taken
4. Favorite Movies: Spaceballs, The Surreal Adventures of Samuel Bucaycay, The Blues Brothers
5. Favorite Songs: Rebels of the Sacred Heart
6. Favorite Bands/Artists: Great Big Sea, Flogging Molly, The Pogues, AC/DC
7. Dirty or Clean: Dirty of mind and laundry
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: Not gonna happen

HERE COMES THE...

1. Do we know each other outside of LJ? Yep, TJ, back in the day
2. What's your philosophy on life? A man's got to know his destiny. Fortune will smile on him once, twice, three times at most, and he's got to have the guts to take it. (paraphrased from General Patton)
3. Would you have my back in a fight? If I get in a fight that makes it on a police report, I get kicked out of the Navy. But, I'd help you if someone attacked you.
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Not sure. I've never been "in the loop" enough for something like that to be my call.
5. What is your favorite memory of us? Last day of school for me, 2001, I gave you a ride in, then we ate Krispy Kreme donuts on the roof. We had a great conversation, but I completely forget the subject.
6. Would you give me a kidney? Probably not. After my career is over, maybe.
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: Whenever I sit down, my right hand rests on my right thigh just like I was about to grab a control stick and start flying.
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Yes
9. Can we get together and make a cake? Sure, but unless you want something out of a box, you'd better bring in some serious material expertise. :-D
10. Why are we still on each other's Friends Lists?? Probably because we both got the accounts around the same time, those heady high school days.
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? No.
12. Do you think I'm a good person? Yes.
13. Would you drive across country with me? Yes.
14. Do you think I'm attractive? Were I un-engaged, I would take you in a manly fashion.
15. If you could change anything about me, would you? No.
16. What do you wear to sleep? My old USNA shorts and a bluerim t-shirt.
17. What RP character do you think of when you hear my name? Hmm, can't ascribe an RP, or really any fictional character to you.
18. Would you go on a date with me if I asked you? Engagement caveats aside, yes.
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Find a Bellanca Decathlon to rent and do some aerobatics. You shouldn't die having never tried to do a loop.
20. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you? You can reply to this comment to answer.

[Meme] Oh god can't believe I'm doing this

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