the hulk meets health insurance

holy flippin' fuck but WHAT is with this incredible tendency of health insurance people to be SO DAMN UNWILLING to tell you WHAT their coverage would be before you actually sign up with them?

what the holy jesus is that even on about

SMASH ALL THE THINGS

I am going to throttle all the things and then cry on them

or possibly the other way around

either way there will be much throttling and tears